So, I'm watching the Oscars, swoooooning over Mila Kunis, and Sandra Bullock, but then here comes Christian Bale in his nasty, ratched beard. But that's neither here nor there. The point is NICOLE KIDMAN IS PREGNANT!!! It ain't mine!! So don't look at me!! If it was, she wouldn't show up to the Oscars looking so RATCHED!!!! She wears this dress that has WINGS at the hips, and then LOOK AT HER HAIR!!!! A PONY TAIL!!!! Really Nicole??!?!?! That's all you could come up with??? You suck. Do better. But we all know the truth!! You're PREGNANT!!! By Hannah Montana's Father!!!!!!! At least Mila Kunis looks ANGELIC!! She's lovely.
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